Future Big Brother Support Group Mugs

"Life as I know it is over! My mom's going to have another baby... I'm no longer their pride and joy!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Little doctor.

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Courage. Love.

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

To my future King.

A man playing with a baby

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

Promises Kept

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

After George Orwell

Surveillance.

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

'Notice how the eyes seem to follow you around the room?' (Guy talking about painting - girl looking up at CCTV).

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

'My name's Steve, and I'm an alcoholic. And I'm pretty sure the guy vomiting behind my chair is too.'

Looking Forward.

It's life, John, but not as we know it.

"It's scary. These new kids don't want to wait until they're thirty-five for their five million."

Agoraphobia Congress

"Your support group is in need of a support group."

Welcome - forgetful persons anonymous.

"I've just joined a support group for boring people."

Fear of success support group.