Future Baby Name Consultant Pillows

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

In the club.

Biological Alarm Clock.

'I'm on the way!'

"Sinead?!"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'How far along are you?'

Doctors talking about ways to confuse patients with jargon.

'Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane.'

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

Ask me about Naming Rights.

When More Government Is A Good Thing

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

"Any cravings?"

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

'We're launching a billion-dollar space mission. We need a name. They say you're the best.'

'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'

"You are going to marry and have a baby. But not necessarily in that order."

'We named him after Andy Rooney because of his irritating whine.'

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"What's her working title?"

Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.

"Not yet ANOTHER flippin' Aaron? How about his biblical brother, Moses?"

Car Fanatic Baby Name Brainstorm

"Aaahh - how sweet! What's your baby's name?"

"We don't know, we can't understand a word he says."

'You can't have another baby, we've got no space for another name!'

"#babygirl...seriously?"

'The Beckhams called Brooklyn after where he was conceived so...'

'...and if it's a girl we'll call her Ripley...'