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'Dad, I want to be an art critic when I grow up.'

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Cariactures

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

That shows business confidence.

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

The height of fashion in 1796

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Mr. Right!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Children's artwork exhibition.

Horti-Culture

Distractions Of The Great

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Baroque Peacock

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."