Futsal Fanatic Gifts

Futsal

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'But I digress...'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

The Fourth Little Pig

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Bowled over again!

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

The tooth fairy.

Go team!

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Lady of the bath...

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."