Furry Friend Trainers T-Shirts

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Happy.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He's already getting attached to you."

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"Be kind"

Family with pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Christmas Pets

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Next!'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"You've already been for a walk."

Dog Food

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'