Furry Friend Trainers Mugs

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Family with pets.

"Be kind"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Christmas Pets

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Next!'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"You've already been for a walk."

Dog Food

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.