Furry Friend Companion Mugs

'They're all excited about their upcoming holidays, while I'm not looking forward to the boarding kennel...'

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Dog Crossing

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'Next!'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

The Unsportables: Relay

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Unicorn in the Woods

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'He's barking mad!'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."