Furry Friend Humor Gifts

'Gee, you wouldn't turn away one lonely, pregnant flea, would you?'

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Do me next."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Canine Companion

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Snowmobull

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Family with pets.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Be kind"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'