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'Gee, you wouldn't turn away one lonely, pregnant flea, would you?'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Do me next."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Canine Companion

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Be kind"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Snowmobull

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Family with pets.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.