Furry Art Collector Pillows

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"He's an abstract artist."

Art Gallery.

A Tumble Cow

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Mouse returns home from work.

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."