Furniture Explorer T-Shirts

"So far I've found $80,000 under the cushion!"

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

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'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Non-Drip ?

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Girl in cow onesie.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

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Western Outfitters.

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Den Furniture

Mysteries.

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Australian Mobile Bar

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'