Furniture Explorer Gifts

"So far I've found $80,000 under the cushion!"

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

"The GPS is great! It has the latest maps from Europe, North America and from Swedish furniture stores."

"Man's best friends."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Non-Drip ?

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Girl in cow onesie.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Western Outfitters.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Den Furniture

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Mysteries.

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.