Furball Wrangler Gifts

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

"The vacuum has too much suction."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cats on the couch.

"Projectile hairballing."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Fido and Fifi

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Violinist welcomed by cats

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Menage a Paws.

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

'She's killing me with kindness!'

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

Long-range planning

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."