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'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

"The vacuum has too much suction."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

Cats on the couch.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Fido and Fifi

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Menage a Paws.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Violinist welcomed by cats

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

Long-range planning

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."