Furball Coordinator Mugs

"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of rallying my base."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Violinist welcomed by cats

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Menage a Paws.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

Long-range planning

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Chaos at the vet's office.

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"If pressured, I will run!"

'The necropsy was a success...but the patient lived!'

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.