Furball Coordinator Prints

"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of rallying my base."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Fido and Fifi

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Menage a Paws.

Violinist welcomed by cats

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

Long-range planning

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Chaos at the vet's office.

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"If pressured, I will run!"

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'The necropsy was a success...but the patient lived!'

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.