Fur-tune Teller T-Shirts

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

I love Marimba

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

Musical Pondering.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'Moon, June...'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

Trumpet

Rainbow violin surfers

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"He responds so enthusiastically to music, we sometimes wonder if he'll grow up to be an entirely average person who enjoys music."

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

"A lullaby? Don't you know any tunes from Hamilton?"

'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'

I love my violin

Throwing Away Music

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'

Do you know if your business has the right leader?

"There'll be no shortage of suspects, sergeant, the victim composed plaintive piano music for TV documentaries."

A cat listening to a record player

Pile of Music Notes

-"Just look at him, he loves me." -"Jesus, you're such a dick-head."

Dog and bird

Whistling tea kettle.