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"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

I love Marimba

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

Musical Pondering.

'Moon, June...'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Rainbow violin surfers

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

Trumpet

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

"He responds so enthusiastically to music, we sometimes wonder if he'll grow up to be an entirely average person who enjoys music."

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Throwing Away Music

I love my violin

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'

Do you know if your business has the right leader?

A cat listening to a record player

Pile of Music Notes

-"Just look at him, he loves me." -"Jesus, you're such a dick-head."

Whistling tea kettle.

'No donation is too small. Just fold it up and drop it in.'

Dog and bird