Fur & Feather Harmonist T-Shirts

Dog and bird

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Dogs shaving

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

French horn.

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

No Instruments Please

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"She never took to the leash."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

cool seagull plays electric piano

Pet Peeve Store. The place for people who love to complain about their pets.

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

Lark Ascending

Romance Music

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

Cat on the violin

"Save some for Mommy, Princess."

Fur'niture

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

"Oh, no thanks, I'm more of a cat person."

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

'. . . And how long have you been a nervous little dog?'

Catsulation

"I'm not fat, I'm just big-furred."