Fur-friendly Adventurers Gifts

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"It's nice to be wanted."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Dog fetches dice

"Well, they look friendly enough."

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"The meaning of life is cats."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

The Lion Tamer.

"I have reason to believe you've been party hunting."

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

Fur'niture

"If you go left and Albert goes right, where do I go?"

A Tree getting a Love-heart Tattoo carved into his bark

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Timber!

"Rats, they've not been shorn! We can't eat sheep today, the wool makes my throat itchy..."

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

Noah performing X-ray security checks for the ark.

'Oh that, Laura went on a hunting trip with her boss a couple of monthe ago.'

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

Notice - Beware of the Log.

Catsulation