Fur Family Negotiator Gifts

Be a friend.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Away with the warmonger!"

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Beg for peace!"

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

Iraq and the road ahead...

Middleast Peace

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

Peace in Gaza?

Iraqi Insurgents.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

You were warned about mixed marriages!

Playing With Peace

"It's the superintendent's idea of alternative dispute resolution."

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

'Um...Excuuuse me?! Apparently you've forgotten the household peacekeeping policy.'

Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...'

Proxy Sponsorship of Iraq's Coming Civil War