Fur Family Negotiator Gifts

Be a friend.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Away with the warmonger!"

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Beg for peace!"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

Iraq and the road ahead...

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Peace in Gaza?

Middleast Peace

Iraqi Insurgents.

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

Playing With Peace

You were warned about mixed marriages!

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

"It's the superintendent's idea of alternative dispute resolution."

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

'Um...Excuuuse me?! Apparently you've forgotten the household peacekeeping policy.'

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

Bipartisan.