Funny Sports Comics Gifts

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Alternative fielding positions

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Ref shows footballer green card.

Discus accidents.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

The Puck Stops Here.

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Shows Bundt

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

You Don't Know What It's Like

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Dog playing tennis with mouse instead of tennis ball.

Football or no football, that's not how we pass the plate.

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

Tennis players.

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

Dragon brought on as substitute

Ernie spins the expert's analysis of his boxing skills. He noted that I have great footwork! No, he said you're always "running for your life." I was praised for my courage, never "ducking" an opponent. He meant you're easy to hit. I'm most proud of being described as an artist in the ring. BAM. Actually, he said Ernie "spends a lot of time on the canvas."

"You're going to have to get rid of that uniform."

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

'... Bailey, squashed. Monroe, legs ripped off. Gutierrez,squashed. Sengelmann, squashed. Binegar, legs ripped off...'

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."