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Alternative fielding positions

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

The Rugby Throw Up.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

Discus accidents.

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

Tennis players.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"You're going to have to get rid of that uniform."

'Harold has a difficult time accepting constructive criticism.'

'This is where his experience begins to pay off.'

'... Bailey, squashed. Monroe, legs ripped off. Gutierrez,squashed. Sengelmann, squashed. Binegar, legs ripped off...'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

'OK, don't listen to me. Brush him back from the plate...'

'Fetch the poison bait! The gym rats are back!'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to get, I'm actually a good hockey player."

'Last lap, Jimmy! Dig deep! Make your move! And please stop running like that!'

Fast Bowler

STRIP Golfer in cartoon rips page

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Football players huddle and one has a really long name.

'He blew out his belly button.'

Big Game Hunter

'Well, this is your lucky day, Sheedy.Go in for Moore... He just blew out his knee.'