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Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

The Rugby Throw Up.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

The Puck Stops Here.

Discus accidents.

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

Dog playing tennis with mouse instead of tennis ball.

Tennis players.

"You're going to have to get rid of that uniform."

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

Ernie spins the expert's analysis of his boxing skills. He noted that I have great footwork! No, he said you're always "running for your life." I was praised for my courage, never "ducking" an opponent. He meant you're easy to hit. I'm most proud of being described as an artist in the ring. BAM. Actually, he said Ernie "spends a lot of time on the canvas."

'This is where his experience begins to pay off.'

'... Bailey, squashed. Monroe, legs ripped off. Gutierrez,squashed. Sengelmann, squashed. Binegar, legs ripped off...'

'Harold has a difficult time accepting constructive criticism.'

'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'OK, don't listen to me. Brush him back from the plate...'

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

'Fetch the poison bait! The gym rats are back!'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to get, I'm actually a good hockey player."

'Last lap, Jimmy! Dig deep! Make your move! And please stop running like that!'

'Well, this is your lucky day, Sheedy.Go in for Moore... He just blew out his knee.'

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Football players huddle and one has a really long name.

Big Game Hunter

Fast Bowler

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