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How can I compete? The guy can burp the alphabet

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

When clowns are hunting.

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Barnyard humor.

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'Please stop crying into your beer - It's watered down enough!'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

Up your end.

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

Revenge of the Mice

John Laurie

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.