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Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Clown God

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

When clowns are hunting.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'Please stop crying into your beer - It's watered down enough!'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Barnyard humor.

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

Up your end.

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

Revenge of the Mice

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

Jeffrey Tambor