Funny Side Of Love Observer Pillows

"You keep changing your story, flower, so I'm gonna ask you one last time."

The practical psychopath

Scientist seen on loch.

'He's all eyes!'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'Frankly, don't bother fighting over me: I don't fancy either of you...'

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

Couple look out of a window shaped like a television screen.

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

Elderly Dating

"Okay, we've been watching him for two hours, now what?"

'Where do I go to forget about men?'

'I married Miss Right... I just didn't know her first name was Always!'

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

Go over there and say something...

"It's over Rachel - I want your things out of my cubby."

Armstrong, I'm not qualified to give you dating advice. When it comes to that stuff, I'm the WORST. Why not ask Randy? Because Randy's advice is as good as it gets. There's nothing to improve on, so it's a bad investment. But if someone gives me glaringly bad advice, I can easily spot the errors, correct them, and compile it all into a best-selling advice book. Dating tip #1: Dating is not an investment. Beautiful. Keep 'em coming.

"Hey - you smell cute!. . ."

"This is where his inability to read social cues truly manifests itself."

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

Women's research center for male behavior.

It's a good bet that the person asking for a divorce has already fallen in love.

'Weren't you our newspaper carrier years ago?'

"Hi, honey, I'm homosexual!"

"I'm thinking of having her declawed."

"I liked it better before when we didn't know enough about the Deavers to dislike them."

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.