Funny Side Of Love Observer Mugs

"You keep changing your story, flower, so I'm gonna ask you one last time."

The practical psychopath

Scientist seen on loch.

'He's all eyes!'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'Frankly, don't bother fighting over me: I don't fancy either of you...'

Elderly Dating

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

Couple look out of a window shaped like a television screen.

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

"Okay, we've been watching him for two hours, now what?"

'Where do I go to forget about men?'

'I married Miss Right... I just didn't know her first name was Always!'

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

Go over there and say something...

"It's over Rachel - I want your things out of my cubby."

"This is where his inability to read social cues truly manifests itself."

"Hey - you smell cute!. . ."

'Weren't you our newspaper carrier years ago?'

"Hi, honey, I'm homosexual!"

Women's research center for male behavior.

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

It's a good bet that the person asking for a divorce has already fallen in love.

"I'm thinking of having her declawed."

"I liked it better before when we didn't know enough about the Deavers to dislike them."

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"I've enjoyed about as much of this as I can stand."