Funny Money Fitness Fans Pillows

I can feel the effects of these workouts already - my wallet's gotten a lot lighter.

Yoga for Alcoholics

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

"You call this a statement?! I've got a statement for you!!"

Health

"Is it working?"

No use being self-conscious

''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

The Ten Resolutions

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Short sighted pirates being turned away from a Pilates class.

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

Muscle Music.

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

Sports centre lift.

Personal Trainers Shall Inherit the Earth.

Gym Kids

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"