Funny Money Fitness Fans T-Shirts

I can feel the effects of these workouts already - my wallet's gotten a lot lighter.

Yoga for Alcoholics

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Health

"You call this a statement?! I've got a statement for you!!"

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

No use being self-conscious

"Is it working?"

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

The Ten Resolutions

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

Short sighted pirates being turned away from a Pilates class.

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

Muscle Music.

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

Sports centre lift.

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"