Funny Family Dynamic Explorer T-Shirts

"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."

"Do you remember when I said you should always listen to me? Well, there are times you shouldn't listen to me."

'Ahhh...'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'I mean...'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Are we there yet?'

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

Baby in Bike Basket

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."