Funny Family Dynamic Explorer Prints

"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."

"Do you remember when I said you should always listen to me? Well, there are times you shouldn't listen to me."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Ahhh...'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Polar bear bowling alley

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'I mean...'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

'Are we there yet?'

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

The Fall from Pisa

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

Baby in Bike Basket

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables