Funny Email Sender Pillows

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

My Spam Sketchbook

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

'He's our Spam expert!'

Spam Folders

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

This is a very friendly email program. It dots the i's and crosses the t's with mustaches.

"Writing Christmas cards shouldn't be this complicated dear!"

"It's about time we said hello to reply all."

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

Beware of the Dog.

"Dear Householder...here is your free sample of Power Epoxy Glue."

'Why waste money sending my secretary one of those saucy postcards when I can just send her a saucy email!'

'Next Grandparent's day I'll buy you a tie instead of stealing an RV.'

Colonel Gaddafi has been reported to be attempting to transfer billions of pounds worth of assets from Libya

"I think it's rude of me to email you 200 unrequested jokes per day. I should be sending 500. I'll get right on that."