Whimsical Emailers Pillows

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

My Spam Sketchbook

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

'He's our Spam expert!'

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

Spam Folders

Email in a bottle.

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Mmm, Spam."

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

Private Phone Calls

'When you've found some change for the gas meter have a look a this email you got from some bloke in Africa asking you to safeguard 13 million dollars...'

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

This is a very friendly email program. It dots the i's and crosses the t's with mustaches.

'Dear Great Pumpkin...'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'You can swipe it as many times as you like, but that's not how a book works.'

Web (In)Security

'We would like to exchange this please.'

"Oh...here comes the response from the complaints department!"

'What? -- You didn't get your letter to Santa notarized?'

"I'm going to wind down with a glass of wine and a few e-mails."

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

Beware of the Dog.

'I am the 'man with no name', and also the 'man with no e-mail address'.'

"It's about time we said hello to reply all."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

Polio appeal,help fight cancer, junk mail - "And a good morning to you."

"This is your mother? She looks like a *&**&^%$?%^& to me! Awwwk! Awwwk!" "I bought him from an email ad...they said if I didn't I would have seven years bad luck."

Colonel Gaddafi has been reported to be attempting to transfer billions of pounds worth of assets from Libya

"I think it's rude of me to email you 200 unrequested jokes per day. I should be sending 500. I'll get right on that."