Funny Date Gifts

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

Paul knew he looked great in pastels.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

"You need a mint."

Dating in Oz

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

Our body parts

'Didn't we fly over this hill ten minutes ago?'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"We have met today because you, Cynthia, and you, Kevin, now want to look together for a scapegoat to blame for your stupidity, your laziness, your total failure, and for your antisocial behaviour."

'Don't look now Muriel. But that Polyphemus guy has been giving you the eye all night.'

Kenny's new ice-cube-pouch body suit helped him reduce his air-conditioning costs.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!

Relate - man acts the clown to show fun still in marriage

Your lips say "no," but your nostrils say "Don

"Thank you for the lovely dinner, Perry. Would you like to come in for a stool softener?"

"The airline's in trouble, isn't it?"

"Suddenly I can't think of anything to chirp."

I brought a little ice breaker.'

'Great job! -- Take the rest of the day off!'

'What exactly is this darling, in case I have to describe to later to a doctor?'

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning."

"That's not fair!"

'Is this your son? We need to talk!'

'The Frog prince makes his move'

"I think I'll start with the fly soup."