Funny Car Art Collector T-Shirts

My other car has a funnier bumper sticker.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Top model

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

Millipede motorist

'Power steering.'

"Err..Hello?..Wilsons Car Sales? I'm having a little teething trouble with the satellite navigation system"

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

Car Showroom.

"Do you have documents to prove that this is your vehicle, sir?"

Man driving very small car

It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.

Other decals on cars.

Red car

"Let's talk accessories."

Training Frame for Cat Burglars

A dog has a dog butt air freshener.

'Just before you go sir, Fred's bringing the service history.'

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

'Can I interest you in the attached garage package?'

The Can Van

Mobile Crem

"They say it tows smoother than any other car."

Carmakers face a new problem: people are moving to smaller cars.

'Let it go. The ones on our car are better.'

COVID Hare