Funny Car Art Collector T-Shirts

My other car has a funnier bumper sticker.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'Look a huge bird!'

Top model

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Millipede motorist

'Power steering.'

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

It's got off-street parking for 952 corgi cars'

"Err..Hello?..Wilsons Car Sales? I'm having a little teething trouble with the satellite navigation system"

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

The life of a crash-test dummy

"Do you have documents to prove that this is your vehicle, sir?"

Car Showroom.

Man driving very small car

It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.

Other decals on cars.

'Just before you go sir, Fred's bringing the service history.'

"Let's talk accessories."

Training Frame for Cat Burglars

A dog has a dog butt air freshener.

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

Red car

'Can I interest you in the attached garage package?'

The Can Van

Mobile Crem

"They say it tows smoother than any other car."

Carmakers face a new problem: people are moving to smaller cars.

'Let it go. The ones on our car are better.'

Clarkson's front room.