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In, Out and Shake it All About.

"You've got night fever."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

The Stripper

Disco Dancing

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Dad Dancing.

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

'Not the funky chicken?'

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Bell Bottoms

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

Dancing with the Star Wars

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

'no, they're not playing our song - they're playing your song.'