Funky Dancer Gifts

In, Out and Shake it All About.

"You've got night fever."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

The Stripper

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Disco Dancing

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Dad Dancing.

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

'Not the funky chicken?'

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Dancing with the Star Wars

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

Bell Bottoms

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."