Funeral Humor Fan Pillows

"You fool! This isn't embalming fluid, this is my coffee."

Chinese Funerals.

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

Night of the Zombonies.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Dead Man's Handel

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

Fisherman Funneral

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

'There's no talking to him when he's like this.'

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

'When you said we were planting a bug, this isn't what I thought you had in mind."

'Why is he always hanging around?'

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

'I thought new home prices had fallen.'

O'Leary's Monuments

'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

'I believe it's a snuff box.'

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

Snake funerals.