Funeral Faux Pas Collector Pillows

"Baldo, are you ready? The funeral starts in 30 minutes!"

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"You might consider new socks as well."

'George has us well diversified. We own every stock in the Misfortune 500.'

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

Coffin of clown on stilts is carried at funeral.

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

Gravedigger

'- and how does the graveyard shift appeal to you?'

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

"Never lend money to anyone over 90."

'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'I know he didn't pay his bills, but let's get the lien off the coffin.'

'First, let me emphasize that the open casket was his idea.'

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

"Sir, did the piano die?"