Fun With Kingdoms Prints

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Medieval headlines.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'I should try the polyclinic, sir.'

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

"The clerk will call the roll."

"How many times must I tell you to chew your food?"

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

Although Tall Enough to Play Basketball, Had There Been such a Thing, the Emperor Charlemagne Was the Son of King Pepin the Short

'Kings can get away with anything!'

'It's not a crusade, you sillies! - I just want to maintain a PRESENCE in the Middle East.'

"You're all invited to my birthday party, and yes, there will be plenty of water games!"

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

"They're fake plastic vampire fangs from a dress-up shop, but boy do they make the wolves turn around and leave me alone..."

"Hey, Tarzan – no need to yell."

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

'It's not often you see an eskimo dog in the burbs!'

"I shouldn't have replaced the alligators with bass."

Richard I of England