Kingdom Buffs Prints

King drinking out of crown

"He's his own worst enemy."

"It is we."

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Next in Lion

Best mates

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

I want to hold your hand

Medieval headlines.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

God save the Queen.

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Conspiracy Theory Books

Charles Dickens

The King In The Rain.

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Lady Jane Grey

Our 4 Branches of Government

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'We need someone on the outside.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

UK dissolution