Monarchy Buff Prints

Queen Elizabeth II

"That foreign aid is supposed to be for the whole COUNTRY!"

"No, I wasn't abused, but I cut off my father's head anyway."

"I don't have all the answers but I do have all the money."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"With respect, Your Majesty's involvement with the Yahoo Bootlovers Group is not conducive to the cohesion of the Empire."

The Royal Family.

'It doesn't look good, Sire -- the mob is bipartisan!'

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

Prince Charles

'Treason!'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

Meghan Markle

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Knight Golfing

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"It is we."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

British Prime Minister

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Missing You.

Next in Lion

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

The Final Selfie

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

I want to hold your hand

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