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Queen Elizabeth II

"That foreign aid is supposed to be for the whole COUNTRY!"

"No, I wasn't abused, but I cut off my father's head anyway."

"I don't have all the answers but I do have all the money."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"With respect, Your Majesty's involvement with the Yahoo Bootlovers Group is not conducive to the cohesion of the Empire."

The Royal Family.

'It doesn't look good, Sire -- the mob is bipartisan!'

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

Prince Charles

'Treason!'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

Meghan Markle

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"It is we."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

British Prime Minister

Missing You.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Next in Lion

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Best mates

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