Fun Trap Navigator Mugs

'Take the penalty stroke!'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

A Preschool of Fish

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Women who Read Too Much

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Dog Book Club

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

Get ready ... Get set ...

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Boy slides down handrail.

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles