Sand Trap Navigator Mugs

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

A man plays golf by the sea

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

God in the bunker.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'You're away, Doc!'

"Still snow!"

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

Offering a golfer a spade.

"I hate sand traps."

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

Snooze Cruise

Napquest

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

The Postman's Winter Delivery

'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'

"We have your nest egg, fried, scrambled and splat."

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'