Fun Summer Date Gifts

'NO thankyou- not with MY hayfever!!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Bring your own inflatable.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Steak Ted?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

His New Grillfriend

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Canape?

Summertime

Ode to a Grill

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

'It's baseball season!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

The Martini is invented.

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Well-done, alright?"

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

PIna Colada

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"