Fun Summer Date Mugs

'NO thankyou- not with MY hayfever!!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Bring your own inflatable.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Steak Ted?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Canape?

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

His New Grillfriend

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Summertime

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'It's baseball season!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

The Martini is invented.

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

PIna Colada

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Barbecue

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"