Fun Race Fans Pillows

'So you're doing this just for fun right? Right?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'I win!'

Snail Coach

Formula One car origami

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Pig Trotter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

'I believe you were first.'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Fast food

Dog Scalextric

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

'I should have stuck to my hunch, to stay at home.'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Have you two even agreed on a name for the prototype?

Sprinting speeding ticket