Fun Race Fans Mugs

'So you're doing this just for fun right? Right?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'I win!'

Formula One car origami

Snail Coach

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'I believe you were first.'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Dog Scalextric

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Fast food

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

Have you two even agreed on a name for the prototype?

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

'I should have stuck to my hunch, to stay at home.'