Fun On The Fairway Pillows

Lost ball.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfing Bishop.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Tee for Two!

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

I warned you to keep it low!

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Golfers lost on the road

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

Golf

'What a divot?'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"Mind if we play through?"

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

You are not permitted to accept physical assistance when playing your shots...

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

Paul Lawrie