Fun On The Fairway Pillows

Lost ball.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfing Bishop.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Tee for Two!

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

I warned you to keep it low!

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Golfers lost on the road

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golf

'What a divot?'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

"Mind if we play through?"

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

You are not permitted to accept physical assistance when playing your shots...

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

Golfing Romance