Fun-loving Orchestra Members Pillows

Unconventional Music Player

A Symphony of Penguins

No Elgar!

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Orchestra.

Mixed Doubles.

Taking a peek at the audience

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Occupational Hazards.

Violinist.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Violin family at Christmas

Team Flute

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

Cello Concert

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Team Cello

Animal Band.

PJ Parties

No Bruch!

Violinist.

'...and on Bass...'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'Yup, cannon in D.'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Musical Note Nail

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"