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Unconventional Music Player

A Symphony of Penguins

No Elgar!

Orchestra.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Mixed Doubles.

Taking a peek at the audience

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Occupational Hazards.

Violinist.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

Violin family at Christmas

Team Flute

Cello Concert

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Team Cello

No Bruch!

PJ Parties

Animal Band.

Violinist.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

'...and on Bass...'

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

'Yup, cannon in D.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"